NEOH Protein Bars Review

I recently saw an ad on Facebook by NEOH protein bars. The ad touted that these bars had only 1g net carbs. I don’t typically eat a lot of protein bars, but they are good to have on hand when you need something “on the go”.

As a keto practitioner, the 1g of net carbs immediately grabbed my attention and I bit on the ad to get two NEOH bars for free (I just had to pay the $6 shipping).

The first thing that struck me when I got them in the mail was how small they were. These are easily the smallest protein bars I had ever seen. The next thing that caught our attention was the relatively small amount of protein these bars contain — just 8g.

Further examination of the label indicated that there were 15g of total carbs, though only 1g of net carbs. I knew from experience, we were about to get a lot of alcohol sugar.

The initial bite started off great, very much like a candy bar — but that didn’t last long. Very quickly, the cooling sensation that is common with Xylitol really hit me. But it was when I swallowed the bit that things really took a turn for the worse, as it left a burn sensation in our throats that my son, Connor, described as “a chemical burn”.

I was really hoping we’d like the NEOH bars, as I love supporting start-ups, but I cannot recommend these.

Watch the video below to see my son’s and my impressions of them.

4 Comments

  1. Terrie Carrozzella

    I find this review interesting because I ADORE these bars. I get none of these negatives. As a diabetic on WW and a serious sweet tooth, these were a life saver!

    I do not work for the company. Just a consumer thrilled with this find!

  2. HATE these bars… and generally, I can overlook a lot of “sugar-free flavor funkiness”. These reminded me of some of my mom’s scary 1970’s Figurine diet bars. I only tried the sample pack. Nope, I’m sticking with BuiltBar.

    And I do not work for, nor do I get anything for this recommendation BUILT Bar is THE BOMB. Don’t waste your time with Neoh!

  3. Garett S.

    There’s an episode of ‘Friends’ that has a fake product called “Mockolate”…
    Hilarious cuz they mentioned a sensation while chewing it as well!!!

  4. I love these bars.

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